[x] I'm afraid of the quiet.
Yes, that would mean Raven's dead XD
[x] I'm really ticklish.
OMFY(Oh My Fucking Yes)
[] I'm afraid of the dark.
No, the dark is afraid of me.
[] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
No, Raven's always behind me...
[?] I am homosexual.
Who knows? Never tried it... yetXD
[x] I believe in true love.
Hmm, try and guess?XD
[x] I've run away from home.
Yep.
[x] I collect comic books.
Manga books, and Asterix & Obelix.
[x] I shut others out when I'm sad.
Yep
[x] I've stayed out all night.
Countless times;] We do not always remember it, right, R?;]
[x] I open up to others easily.
Unluckily, yes.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
Everybody does.
[x] I watch the news.
Always.
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
No fucking way!
[x] I love Disney movies.
No fucking way... for me not to;]
[] I love porn.
well, not love. Like sometimesXD
[x] I am a sucker for pretty eyes
YesXD
[x] I am a sucker for hot asses
Only for one reaaallly hot ass;]
[] I don't kill bugs.
Wrong. I do. But torture has also some merits.
[x] I curse once in awhile.
I curse all the time.
[x] I curse often.
Look up.
[] I have (had) "x"s in my screen name.
No Fucking Way.
[x] I've slipped and fell in public.
Happens. When I'm at other dimension;]
[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
Neva.
[.] I love Spam.
Yeah. Fried on frying pan, with scrambled eggs...XD
[x] I cook well.
Yesss(Raven's Certificate).
[] I cook badly
No.
[] I have worn pajamas to class.
Nooo.
[] I have owned something from Carhartt.
Well... Don't know what the fuck's this, so rather not?
[] I have a job.
Feeding Raven. Like feeding a swarm of sharks. Takig care of Raven... Even at night... Only pleassssssureXD
[] Talked on a phone for 5+ hours.
Even for 10+ hours. With You-Know-Who.
[] I love Dr. Phil.
Who the fuck? Sounds like a pedophile gayXD
[x] I like someone
Abd who does not?
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
Nope.
[x] I am self-conscious.
I try hardXD
[x] I love to laugh.
yes. And i do all the time.
[x] I drink alcohol.
Buehehehe
[] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
Not that regular. I'm not RavenXD
[] I have smoked a pack in one day.
Never. Too intelligent to smoke.
[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.
Will read soon. But polish cartoon with similar title is greatXD
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
Nope.
[] I can't swallow pills.
The hell I doXD
[x] I have a few scars.
Yep. My two friends had bitten me muchXD And Raven... For trying to leave him XD
[x] I've been out of this country.
Yes. And I'm out again. Soon. With Raven XD To ItalyXD
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
Yes. I'm able to wake Raven up at 4 o'clock in the morning and make him kill a spider or a fly. And I doXD
[x] I love chocolate.
YesXD guess what- Ravens mum bought machine making chocolate fountain yesterday... Paradise... XD
[ ] I bite my nails.
Fuck I doXD But Raven watches me...
[x] I am not comfortable with being me.
Yes. I'm too heavy...
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored.
Recently-definitely yes.
[x] I have gotten lost in the city.
once
[x] I have seen a shooting star and made a wish.
Seen a meteor shower. Too much shooting stars for my wishes...XD
[] I have had a serious surgery.
No, but they should switch my brainXD
[] Gone out in public in your pajamas.
No. but in my home-shoesXD
[] Have kissed a stranger.
Never. But Raven is strange_R XD
[] Hugged a stranger.
Look up.
[] Had sex with a stranger.
Well... Look up?XD
[x] Tossed a salad.
Yep. I did.
[] Heard a sibling having sex.
But I heard my room mate having sex.
[x] Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of the same sex.
Of course.
[x] Been in a fist fight.
Not once.
[ ] Been arrested.
Would like to, but I'm too cute, they don't want to arrest meXD
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of your nose.
Yes. Many types of beverages.
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
Yes. Couldn't resist it.
[x] Swore at your parents.
Once.
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose.
Not once.
[] Been skydiving.
Never.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
No.
[x] Gotten stitches.
[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
yep.
[x] Bitten someone.
Yes. And got bitten as well XD
[] Been to Niagara Falls.
Never.
[] Gotten the chicken pox twice.
No.
[] Crashed into a car.
No, but I'll for sure.
[] Been to Africa.
Nope.
[x] Ridden in a taxi.
Of course.
[x] Shoplifted.
Of course. We shoplifted pack of tampoons for fun
[ ] Been fired.
Nope
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
Yep.
[] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
For all sake... no.
[] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
Nope?
[] Been to Europe.
If Poland is in Europe(Raven says this shitty country fits more for Africa...)
[x] Slept with a co-worker.
Nope..? Ok... Worked with Raven and slept with him in one bed XD and I still do XD
[] Been married.
Not yet. Maybe soon. In April, after Raven's 21 XD
[] Gotten divorced.
Not yet.
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
Unfortunatelly... My hamster ;_;
[] Driven over 1000 miles in one day.
No.
[ ] Been to Canada.
No
[x] Been on a Plane.
Neeeeveeeeeeeer. Even Raven won't drag me on a plane! Wants to take me to Egypt in May... Nooooo! Hate planes!
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What?
[x] Eaten sushi.
Yep. Once. Disgusting.
[x] Been snowboarding.
Yep. Didn't like it at all. But will do it again in Italy next month...XD
[x] Been skiing.
Of course. Didn't like it too. But still will go to Itally with Raven...XD
[x] Been ice skating.
Love it.
[x] Cried in public.
Lots of times.
[] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.
Of course. For fun.
[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
I still do. I know I shouldn't, but.
[x] Thought of someone almost 24/7.
I do. Look up.
[x] Hated the world.
Yes. But I suppose the world hates me moreXD
[x] Been In love.
I am.
[x] Ever thought you were in love.
Fuck I do!
[x] Ran in the rain for fun.
Love it.
[x] Cried over somebody.
XD XD XD

Subcultures
-METALHEAD--
[x] Do you have long hair?
Quite long.
[x] Do you like Beer?
Yep
[X] Have you ever been in a Moshpit?
Few times. Some evil Raven dragged me.
[ ] You don't believe in God?
I do..
[ ] You got a Pentagram/heartogram on some clothing article etc.?
Nope. What fucking for..?
[] You own some spikes?
No. But Raven is spiky.
[x] Can you play guitar?
A bit. Still learning from the master XD
[] Can you growl?
I'm learningXD
[] Do you own Boots?
I was wearing them for some time.
[x] Do you rock out?
Yep?

5XD

--DRAMA DORK--
[x] Ever been in a play?
Once. Nevermore.
[ ] Have you ever seen a Broadway show?
No.
[ ] More than 10 Broadway shows?
Thangs Lord no.
[x] Have you ever been/are you in school shows?
Yesss... *cries*
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
NO?
[ ] Want to end up working in/for theater
NO.
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?
No.
[ ] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever
NO.
[ ] Do you like the 'Sound of Music'?
Whatta fuck?
[ ] Did you like the Broadway show you saw?
Even if I saw one, I'd never like it.

2

--REDNECK--
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
No.
[ ] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
No
[ ] Do you ride four-wheelers?
No.
[x] Do you like to get dirty?
Yes.
[ ] Do you like country music?
... nope.
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
No.
[x] Do you own a cowboy hat?
Yes.
[X] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
YES!
[ ] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy videos?
Err... who?
[x] Do you live on more than 1 acres?
YesXD

4

--GOTH--
[-] Do you wear black eyeliner?
Sometimes
[x] Is most of your clothing dark?
Yes.
[x] Do you think about death often?
Yes. *dharkhnhess*
[x] Do you want to die?
Sometimes. Ok. Often XD beforeXD now I have RavenXD
[x] Are you a social outcast?
Yes. A bit.
[x] Are you pale?
Yess.
[ ] Do you like Hot Topic?
Never read it.
[x] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
Of course I doXD
[x] Are you mean?
I thought I do, but Raven invented the new meaning of being meanXD

7,5


-SKATER/PUNK--
[] Can you skateboard?
Noooo.
[ ]Do you wear Skateboarding shoes?
Noooo.
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
YesXD
[x] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
Yes, but I'm to cute for them to arrest meXD
[] Do you watch the x-games?
No.
[] Do/did you have any piercings other than your ears?
No.
[] Do you like/wear a mohawk?
No.
[x] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
Yes
[x] Have you called someone a poser recently?
Yes.

4

--PREP--
[x] Do you say the word "like"
Like what?
[ ] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero?
Do I look fucked up?
[ ] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
Nobody can scare me after meeting Raven.
[ ] Do you giggle alot when your'e with your friends/girlfriend/boyfriend?
Nope?
[x] Have/do you watch(ed) LAGUNA BEACH?
I did, but I wanted to cut myself into pieces.
[ ] Do you like pop music?
No.
[ ] Do you want/have a little dog?
No. Four dogs, none is little.
[x] Do you laugh a lot?
Yes.

3

--HIPPIE--
[x] Is your hair long?
Yep, quite long...
[x] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
Yeah
[x] Do you want to save the animals?
Yes!
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?
Yes.
[x] Do you like classic rock?
Stairway to heaven?
[ ] Have you ever participated in a protest?
Nope, but I want to.
[x] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
I always hug treesXD
[x] Is your idea of fun sitting around one person playing a guitar and singing along?
We did it sometimes.
[x] Do you see someone playing frisbee and automatically ask to play?
Near the sea.

8

--GANGSTA--
[ ] Do you act ghetto sometimes?
Err?
[ ] Do you wear do-rags?
No. I don't like it.
[ ] Do you like rap?
Thanks The Almighty not.
[ ] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
Who?
[ ] Do you like afros?
?
[ ] Have you ever said "Fo Sho"?
No.
[x] Do you like to dance?
Yes.
[ ] Do You own 40 cd's?
No.
[ ] Are you colored?
No. My hair are dyed.

1


--EMO-
[x ] Do you cry often?
Yes.
[x] Do you wear hoodies?
Fuck, fuck, fuck... I doXD
[x] Do you like soft music?
30STM?
[x] Do people not understand you?
Well, some of them have problemsXD
[ ] Do you write your own poems?
I did, but nevermore.
[x] Do you dye your hair red, black, or any dark color?
Well, red?
[] Do you cut?
Yea. Meat.
[x] Do you sometimes feel very lonely?
Yes. When He is away.
[] Is "Ohio is for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights a good song?
What he fuck?

6


--SURFER--
[ ] Do you surf?
No.
[ ] Do you wear flip flops all year around?
No.
[ ] Is your hair shaggy/layered?
No.
[ ]Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
No.
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
Yep?
[ ] Do you think the ocean is radical?
No.
[ ] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
Warm, sunny beach? Why not?
[ ] Do you hate tourists?
Why should I?

1

--GEEK--

[] Do you wear glasses?
No.
[x] Do you get good grades?
Yes. When I learn. That means often.
[ ] Do you use an inhaler?
No.
[ ] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
You fucked up?
[] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
Nope.
[x] Are you on the computer often?
RecentlyXD
[x] Do you ever get picked on?
I'm too prettyXD
[] Do you look forward to going to school?
Nope.
[] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Nooope.
[x] Do you play video games?
RecentlyXD

4

Stolen from Raven, who helped me to write it. Wellllll, he actually wrote it for meXD I was only answering his questions XD